BOW TIE LIBELZ!!!1!!!Eleventy!

I don’t get it. El Presidente is too incompetent or disabled to be allowed to sit down for a Robert Mueller Q&A, but he’s competent and able enough to be president?

Whoever can rock the ‘stache the best should get the part. Heck, that ‘stache itself probably put a couple dozen miscreants behind bars!

OK, thanks.

“Almost all people in prostitution are there non-consensually. Many are minorities. Most are trapped within poverty.”

Look up “Cuddle Service” on your favorite search engine.

That makes a lot of sense, actually. A collection of paragraphs and comments by a number of staffers, edited into a coherent whole....

Do you think this administration will wind up the same way Spartacus’ revolt did? (look it up yourself)

Fun factiod: If this plaque is left alone, it means that Nixon’s signature will outlast anything of Donald Trump’s:

No no no no no. Just no.

No “brown liquors” until AFTER Labor Day!

But how much of a tip did he leave?

BEEN THERE

Yes.

More “crossovers” you wished they’d write here:

I see this appearance as the equivalent of a minor-league “rehab” start for a baseball player. Safe and easy venue where he can test the waters and see if he’s ready to go back to the “Show”.

The ‘coyote’ is actually a series of clones that the original Super Genius Wile E. Coyote is using to field test Acme products. Note that the Super Genius version can talk, while the clones cannot.....

No love for Bonomo Turkish Taffy?

The thing to do is mix the flavors. For example:

And the “crowd” at El Presidente’s rally last night was heard to be chanting “Lock her up!”