Richard
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12/10/19
10:35 AM
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And there’s nothing like entering a happy home and inhaling deeply the aromas of a pot of mulled wine simmering on the stove.....

12/10/19
10:24 AM
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I always get a little annoyed with these “Superlative of the Year” lists. Not for anything in them, but that they are published before the year is really over! Read more

12/9/19
10:41 AM
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I’m Chiquita Banana, and I’ve come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
When they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and they’re the best for you

You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-yi-yi
Any way you want to eat them
It’s impossible to beat them

But bananas like the

12/9/19
10:35 AM
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Will the frame contain a hidden shredder?

12/6/19
10:25 AM
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Regarding Mulvaney, Pompeo, Giuliani, et al. - they may have resisted a House subpoena to testify, but they can still be summoned for the Senate trial! Read more

12/5/19
10:26 AM
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Is health care the only issue we’re worried about? It’s important, sure, but any legislative plan has got to get through Congress first - and unless the Dems win the Senate AND keep the House, anything the Dem president proposes isn’t getting out of there in any recognizable form. Read more

12/4/19
10:25 AM
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Can we give a shout-out to Sarah Finn and all the other casting directors in the MCU for actually assembling the Avengers? From Robert Downey Jr to Paul Rudd to Karen Gillian, every actor turned out to be perfect for their roles.

12/4/19
10:18 AM
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It would have been so cool if Red Skull saw them fighting and said, “You know what? I’m tired of living on this jerkwater planet. I’m done; I’ve had enough. You kids go save the world or whatever....” and then jumped off the cliff.

12/4/19
10:01 AM
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I’ll settle for some Saurian Brandy, thank you. I can’t afford the rehab from a PGGB.

12/4/19
10:00 AM
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Pitas make an acceptable substitute. Place a large one over a small plate (for support), and it’ll do just fine.

12/3/19
10:35 AM
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The tour needs musical accompaniment.

12/3/19
10:30 AM
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There’s a subtle difference between *being* a “Moderate” and *appealing* to the “Moderates”. We need all the help we can get next November. Deliberately alienating a large section of the voting population because they aren’t as thrilled as we are on our more radical proposals is suicidal. Read more

12/3/19
10:06 AM
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That’s one of those alcohol-free things, right? If it doesn’t have alcohol, it’s not beer.....

12/2/19
10:15 AM
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It’s never easy doing a sitcom episode based on religious themes - you’re going to offend *someone* no matter what. I’d say the “B” rating is for the attempt, the “minus” because they whiffed.

11/27/19
10:11 AM
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Down at the market you can hear
Ladies cry out while on their heads they bear
Ackee, rice, saltfish are nice
And the rum is fine any time o’ year Read more

11/26/19
10:05 AM
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Unless they write and call and badger them in person while they are on break for the holidays.....