I'm a sucker for "I Melt With You" in Valley Girl.

I'm afraid lots of kids could say that if they aren't brought up properly. I make damn sure my daughter understands that the current President is embarassing the office.

My Grandfather used to make racist comments, and I always thought after hearing him rant how Presidential he sounded.

I imagine a conversation between Ivanka and her children:

Just to rub salt into the wound, Craig's Bond will trade his gun in for an enchanted Uru hammer

In the season finale, the evil hair weave can battle a heroic merkin

This Fall on A&E, OJ Simpson renews his quest for the real killer on the golf courses of America. President Trump will appear in one episode to prove he's not a racist.

If this cyborg hand can grope Taylor Swift without getting caught, you've got a winner with the DJ's

Eddie Murphy hands $1.00 to Dan Aykroyd

As long as he's not a GMILF, because I haven't figured out SMILF yet

Amazingly playing piano in a whorehouse sounds more like a 21st century job than working for IBM

1/3 of American Politicians think everything revolves around them

How do you burn your eyes looking at a fake eclipse?

I always imagine her character and Barry Bostwick's Mayor were getting it on in his office in Spin City
"Can I call you Janet?"

It's too bad Sam Kinison is gone because he would have been perfect for "How I Met The Bitch That Ruined My Life." That was half his act.

Tits!…Story at 11:00

Turns out we were on Double Secret Probation and we're all being expelled. 7 years of AV club down the drain.

Jared Quisling does have a nice ring to it.

But Fox News is always fair and balanced with the Nazis

I don't think Google recognizes Gibberish as an official language