I’m a DirecTV subscriber and I’d like a refund for the offensive ”news” I get from Fox News

Don’t do it, Judy. You’d hate to get typecast

With great power comes great responsible comments

Fortunately as an agnostic, I don’t have to worry that fantasizing about Jennifer Lawrence is sacrilegious.

Ted Cruz is going to go catatonic trying to decide whether he should “like” this movie on his social media accounts.

Bram Stoker approves this message

Holy shit, are we calling movies from the 90's “oldies” now? We aren’t too far from Star Wars on TCM then.

This sounds like every crappy movie Hugh Grant has been in. I demand either a re-d0 with Hugh Grant, or Keanu pulls out his English accent for shits and giggles. That would be good for some laughs.

In general I dislike the concept of sanctuary cities. To me, every case needs to be judged on it’s own merits as to whether somebody should be allowed to stay or be sent back. But in a situation such as the DREAMERs, where we have good people following the rules, going after them is a betrayal of trust and I would…

Unfortunately quantum mechanics can’t solve a flaccid stamen

“Craving boiled dick”

Obviously far more important to the GOP to save money for tax breaks for the wealthy than to pay for disaster relief. I’m sure if this hadn’t occurred in Texas Ted Cruz and his cronies would be against putting the money back to the relief budget.

That only works on French skunks. Fortunately your average American skunk is distracted by Bud Light and online porn.

No, it’s biased in EVERY way

“The University Of Arizona is proud to announce that at all future Commencement ceremonies Pomp And Circumstance will be replaced by The Horst Wessel Song”

“And I’m not a douchebag, per se, but my street name is Summer’s Eve”

Weirdly, listening to Buckley in the discussion after the movie was more depressing than the movie. HE was real. Reagan ended up being more rational than Buckley and others like Edward Teller.

My first Kinja post. Somebody pinch me!

Binkley woke his dad up to tell him the joke. His dad was not amused

Just think, all your web searches for that are now available for sale. Don't forget to thank your President on the way out.