Though they mispronounce “Niger”. It’s “nee-jair”.

NO ONE TOLD ME AMY ACKER WAS IN THIS.

FINE. I’LL WATCH ANOTHER DAMN SUPERHERO SHOW YOU TYRANTS.

You accidentally wrote “room” instead of “cardboard box next to a park drinking fountain”.

Great, with the frequency of allegations each meriting a different post, he’s now qualified to be President.

...mother! F

Q: What are all Trump supporters’ last words?

In my denomination, that’s one of the central sacraments.

Was Eraser head “even close to coherent”? I honestly don’t remember, and I’m not about to go back and rematch it (I’ll stipulate to it being a masterpiece, so long as I never have to watch it again).

But for some reason her rubbing her ass on some rocks in Hawaii was.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

How about they try a new approach? Instead of Dracula being this great lover, he’s just here to kill as many people as he can.

[Spike Lee tweets condolences to McGyver fans]

Politics Corner - DACA Redux edition. The Top Story in politics and society should be Trump gearing up to revoke DACA tomorrow. And even though it’s been my top story for two days, it deserves yet more attention.

In other news, Michio Kaku’s pet ficus, Penelope, has moved out of their home.

Thank God for these food writers. Without them, I’ve would have never known that mixing onions and peanut butter is a bad idea.

Having had sex with the French, I can confirm that they are indeed also interested in online porn. Which they then proceed to comment on the cinematography thereof.

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Oh boy oh boy oh boy... I’ve been saving something for this exact occasion:

Those blister packs are enough to drive anyone to nazism.