Orthodox Jew Jared Kushner is strongly considering making a frowny face though

Loved The Nice Guys, but the plot is almost irrelevent. The movie lives or dies on the likeability of the leads and the interplay between them. And I can watch Russell Crowe in almost anything.

Trump has no love or respect for the source of his treasure, whether it be Russian oligarchs or the people paying tuition at Trump University. He thinks they are all suckers. If Jesus came back tomorrow, Trump would call him a Communist and say he didn't like Messiahs who were captured and killed.

Taking the Queen's cherry would have been an even bigger prize

They should battle for superiority with Stephen Colbert's Formula 401

I think that's the only pussy he can get

Bonus points for opening your pod bay door while Also Sprach Zarathustra plays. Must be willing to be observed by a giant black monolith

Maybe he confused it with a Total Eclipse Of The Heart

That's why Jerry Sandusky's favorite show is "It's Always Sunny In Pedophilia"

Be careful what you ask for. I tried Lesters Bacon Soda last year and it was truly vile. Way too smoky even though it was slightly sweet. Some things just don't work when savory

Blade Bummer

In a related story, Meryl Streep and Tara Reid are looking for a project to do together

Can we say "Jane, you ignorant slut" anymore?

"Having already tried podcasting". Has he tried being a decent human being yet? I'd do that before pivoting to video.

Screw hipster Brooklyn. They should have done this back in the 70's and moved them next door to Archie Bunker after the Jeffersons moved. NOW the jokes write themselves.

That's "Prince Who" to you. Decorum, you know.

"We are very, very high….And we are still not amused"

My Walmart has a sign over the coconuts saying "perfect for fucking"

All the cool kids are fucking vegetables now, anyway. Gotta get with the times

And you look like Jim Gaffigan