Episode 1: Who Farted?

Or he can throw turkeys out of the airplane on Thanksgiving, and call the show WKRP In Cincinnati

Wait, you don't think his whole career was leading up to Golden Corral commercials?

The movie of this scandal is going to be less "All The President's Men" and more "Dumb and Dumber"

"One time, at band camp, Woody Allen showed up with his clarinet and showed me new things to do with my flute"

"Losers, I like people that buy vowels"

A little more than shaken up, I'd say. He had the company shipping Rocky Mountain Oysters for several hours before the error was discovered.

Mike Pence's head is so far up President Trump's ass that he is physically unable to perform the tasks of being President.

So they're saying there's a chance…

It's turned into a Monty Python skit:
"Today in news for sexual predators…"

House Limbaugh sigil is a can of Crisco

Winter sales are coming

Made exclusively for taut, preteen Swedish boys

I always got a kick out of Howser, but it did seem like the most mundane things would have him cream his jeans. I have to admit he didn't look like he was faking it though.

Infamous Republicans would be a longer list of people

Ian Ziering looks like he's having fun, so there's something. And if I were a hack actor I would love to be in a movie with Tara Reid because I would look like a master thespian in comparison

For some strange reason we ended up watching several SyFy shark movies this weekend. After 10 minutes of constant women in bikinis in Three Headed Shark I was wishing I had the house to myself. I'm not proud of any of this

Perhaps you should switch from Jack Daniels to a good single malt Scotch. You'll be a very good boy then

So the Hundred Acre Wood was No Man's Land. It all starts to make sense now.

The Cars first album is amazing. Just one great song after another and an eternal reminder of Phoebe Cates in a bikini