Pointless movie since it was a remake of Thunderball. And Connery was just going through the motions. The music sucked too

I think an episode where Tom Hardy thinks he is the descendant of Rasputin would be interesting.

Arseface Stallone

Only 1 writer? I hear there's a roomful of ex-Transformer writers available to spice this thing up

While I personally love those machines I get damn frustrated standing in line behind people who need to watch an instructional video to figure out how to use them

After the monkeys get tired of throwing their own feces they settle down to write

Moons Over My Hammy 1 Dilpo 0.

Anthony Weiner had the same demands for his dick pics. Coincidence?

Whenever I watch her at the microphone I imagine everything she says ending with "…and your little dog too!"

Change Bob's name to Ralph and you've got The Honeymooner's.

"My God, it's full of balls"

I can't wait to get to the chapter on best choice in wine when serving man.

"I am The Mighty Thor. Could somebody cook me a fucking hamburger?"

Time to add Emma Stone for instant diversity

One of them has a lemonade stand

I am reminded of the scene where Christina Ricci, as Wednesday Addams, cracks a smile and everybody takes a step back out of fear

And signed up for his fake religion too

Regis Philbin is hosting "Who Wants To Be Adopted" this Fall on ABC

The scientific method leads to questioning authority and dogma. That is always going to be dangerous and subversive to some people. Once you start questioning religious and political authority, you end up with evil thoughts like evolution and global warming and socialized health care

Even more from the Penthouse Forum. I demand we subsidize Penthouse.