I'll stick with Rush but go off the reservation by choosing guest musician Ben Mink's electric violin work on Losing It. I don't think it officially qualifies as a solo since the other three don't stop playing, but they might as well have stopped. All attention gets focused on Mink's work, and the chaotic moodiness…

I'll reserve judgement about the show until we see if Breitbart reviews it every week

I'll reserve judgement about the show until we see if Breitbart reviews it every week

Game Of Thrones-esque? Just tell me the house of El doesn't live in Winterf-El.

Exactly, I remember my late Grandfather mentioning that back then he could see Whites and Coloreds very clearly.

She can put any number she wants to be paid on psychic paper. It's not like TV executives have the intellectual capacity to see through it.

They should hire OJ now that he's gotten parole. He can play an actual person who has gotten away with murder.

But can she suck a golf ball through a 10 foot hose?

"Get off EVERY lawn!"

It was brilliant acting. She was keeping it ambiguous as to whether she was the Cylon version or not.

Now I'm just pissed. I was a lifeguard for 5 summers many years ago and they never let me shoot anybody.

When Adrian Zmed was in utero even his mom was uncool

No points, God damnit. Hardwick is overexposed but this is still his most consistently entertaining show.

That means he's got access to the casting couch. Hopefully he cleans off the fur when he's done

I'll never look at a gravy stain the same way again

Shit, next they'll be telling me I should skip the cheap hookers for the higher end working girls

After 30 seasons, The Challenge for some of those men will be maintaining an erection

The Ten Commandments seems so dictatorial. How about The Ten Suggestions?

Well he sold Trump Steak, but I think selling Trump Turkeys might be more ironic than the universe can stand

Little known fact: his real name was Christopher Trotsky