More twist ending: it was Axe body spray

GJI, I just don't feel….fresh

Damnit, you know size doesn't matter

Just a graphic explanation of why dating Superman is dangerous

"To Serve Man" by Colonel Sanders

Leading to a grossly overweight Star Child

Salt are the other 10

It is very important to question authority but don't stop there. Question everything. Otherwise the Flat Earthers start making sense

Always interesting to see what it takes to get somebody to pull the ripcord. I have to question his sincerity. The GOP is so far right they're flirting with fascism but he doesn't leave until he and his fiancée get insulted

Even better when you say AJ's and Pop Rivets' comments in Statler and Waldorf's voices

"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!"

In The Year 2525 played at the end of the 2nd season finale of Millennium, as the plague was spreading and Frank's visions were increasingly of static. It was a very cool use of music as a juxtaposition for what was happening on screen.

This is a lot like the famous question: "Which do I destroy first, the chicken or the egg?"

Where does the line form to volunteer to go back and prevent Justin Bieber's conception?

Other diseases than CancerAIDS? YOU LIE!

Henry Gibson in Kentucky Fried Movie agreed with you

Complaining about things being old is so old

I was going to say we hired a mentally ill person to play President Of The United States. That's a bigger role, so they win

Lilith Fair: where "dropping acid" means spilling your Pepsi

Well what do you expect from a Maniac