It's amazing more people don't kill themselves in elevators while under the influence of Toto, Pablo Cruise, etc.

Jodie Sweetin's tits have the power to renew themselves. Resistance is futile.

They could redeem themselves with one press release: Because calling somebody "Fat Albert" is no longer acceptable in this day and age, we request that the character now be
called "Alleged Serial Rapist Albert"

But it may never be gone. After Steven Spielberg shits on Elizabeth Banks' career she'll be condemned to endlessly produce sequels until Robert Carradine stages an intervention.

Backstory? Sorry, but I can't think about Toy Story anymore without laughing about Robot Chicken's Toy Story 4. The homage to Cuckoo's Nest is a riot

He's the Pope

I will die after that date as well. That explains why I get mistaken for Ambrose Bierce at parties quite often

Agreed. Anyone getting all their information from Huff Post is going to have a very warped viewpoint on some things. Ideally we should have an educated citizenry who gets news from a broad range of reputable sources

Here's the problem. You can have all the shaming coming from Meyers, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and Rachel Maddow you want. It doesn't matter. They are preaching to the choir. Too many people have Fox News as their sole source of information and they're busy fighting the War On…

Just have her douche with Armor All to keep her from drying out and cracking.

You've just described a picture of veal Parmesan

Lochte Charms- banned in Brazil..

If The Hell's Angels had been hired to provide security, this tragedy would never have happened

I agree, especially since Anthony Weiner is in charge of developing the Boy Scouts Cybersecurity badge guidelines

Ridley Scott. After all, the Nostromo made the Kessel Run in more than 12 parsecs

That's the only job Reggie could get after he tried to kill the Queen.

I think that was Jim Nabors snorting the coke. "Shazam!"

Chuck Cunningham as Darth Vader.
"Richie, I…am your brother"

I liked Watchmen as a movie better than I did V For Vendetta. I'd love to see that adapted for the small screen

Strigoi in space?