Got it. Uranus is Alex Jones

But what if Uranus is flat?

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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
Vs
Extraordinary claims require blind faith

I don't want to libel Arby's by saying they serve horse meat, but I'm pretty sure the people following the horses and scooping their shit at our local annual Fourth Of July parade wear Arby's uniforms

"Why are you taking me to Pittsburgh, Wilbur?"

I think the Trump Administration is like Wolfram and Hart from Angel. Everyone has sold their souls.

Would you have accepted Arthur Hale Curtis? He had nothing to do with clover but may be the only person to be a college football Head Coach and also a gynecologist.

Rebuttal: on Shark Tank sharks talk all the time and seem to be quite wealthy too

I believe Southwest Airlines has the same policy

Nah. If I get hungry an hour after eating Chinese food, I grab something else. Something less healthy but more filling. I think the analogy still holds, but honestly I've never compared a TV show to food before.

I compare The Young Pope to that old cliche about how you are hungry shortly after eating Chinese food. I enjoyed The Young Pope while watching it but would be hard pressed to tell you why I enjoyed it, and I really have no inclination to re-watch it.

The Last Kingdom has been very good (I'm halfway through season 2). The casting has been excellent, although I see Uhtred as physically bigger than he is in the show. If you haven't read the books I strongly encourage you to do so. They are uniformly excellent, and I normally have no interest in pre-1066 Britain.

The fact that the Party of "Family Values" has Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich speaking for it is flabbergasting. George Orwell wouldn't have had the balls to make that up.

"Exemplary life"? What that woman did to James Caan was inhuman.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Lust has always ruined my spelling . Blood going someplace else, evidently

McDonald's should celebrate 50 years in Canada by giving away free Chicken McNuggets. Because after 50 years they should be nearing their expiration date.

Call your physician if your dashes last longer than 4 hours

They will be huffing paint later to kill any brain cells that might have been affected by the play