Orange Is The New President made kids cry uncontrollably

Also the 2017 GOP version, Are You There Muslims? It's Me, The Travel Ban

Not without Donny and Marie, damnit

Updated for 2016: the chapter on the vagina now explains that it is unacceptable for a man (especially asshole reality show hosts/real estate developers) to grab you there

This sounds like the old, discontinued Bell Beefer from Taco Bell (minus the taco seasoning). You've got a problem when I start to think that the Taco Bell product sounds superior. I'll pass.

Jerry Sandusky: "Don't ask me about my business, Joe"

Coming Soon: Gilbert Gottfried is Wonder Woman. Like you've never seen her before.

Just how long is his charisma? Asking for a friend…

Not a rom-com but I'm pretty sure Archie Bunker was sneaking around with Weezie

He's diverse. Trump University, for example

Perhaps my point wasn't clear. As a long time dog owner I absolutely have more positive feelings for my dog than for a murderer (or for a lot of regular non-homicidal people for that matter). But to paraphrase Gandhi: The greatness of a nation can be judged by how it treats its animals. I was thinking that we…

Globe Trekker is the PBS gem nobody ever talks about but somehow it has been on forever. I remember first catching the show around 15 years ago and finding Justine Shapiro very interesting and attractive.

Something The Lord Made is a fantastic movie. Well worth viewing for Rickman's performance alone. Mos Def underplays his role to perfection too.

You will find people with absolutely no problem waterboarding a terrorist but treating their pets like royalty. The human psyche mystifies me at times

Colt 45 always tastes better when wearing a pimp-ass cape

There are many Oscar winners in porn. Of course Oscar in this case is Oscar the stunt cock guy.

I always assumed Chuck died during a botched anal probe administered by Mork.

I see a lot of bedroom cop cosplay in their future

Carlton The Doorman was just too good in the sack

I wonder if this could cause some backlash for Kevin James. And if I were an actress, I would be hesitant now to apply for a job as Kevin James' wife in any future projects