You are NOT The Most Interesting Man In The World. Although I do think Pacifico is the best of a crappy bunch of fizzy yellow beers, Dos Equis Amber is very good and Vienna Lagers are not a style seen in the US much either. Always my first choice in Mexican beer.

I would argue that ST:TNG improved most in the third season. Second season was still pretty weak.

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The Cliffs Notes for this is Tiger Beat Magazine

He should translate for Trump instead.

But they didn't seem to mind that Fallon signed the N-word afterward.

I was hoping they would change the character's name to Darin but Dick Sargent is dead.

Or Irish pot still whiskey, or Japanese malts, etc. Hell, I really like Amrut Fusion from India for that matter.
I love a good Cognac or anejo tequilla. But I only keep 1 bottle of each in my cabinet. I usually have 2 to 3 bottles of whiskey open because of the sheer variety of styles.

She has very large talents

Dr. Austin Powers of The Mojo Institute clearly proved there is an inverse relationship between dental hygiene and talent.

Nobody puts Quaker Oats in the corner

The Baywatch parody, Son Of The Beach, was far more entertaining. They should have used that as a template.

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The Doe's get their 15 minutes of fame, and nobody was impregnated by Simon, so I'm thinking it could have been a lot worse.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are having another AAAARRRRgument about Pirates 5?

Paraphrasing Carl Sagan here to make the point that 50% of Americans have below average intelligence sounds shocking until you think about it.

Is it so wrong to want to eat meat made from meat?

I think the Trump Administration is searching for an FBI Director in a very similar way

I always get aggravated when I have to wait in a security line at a concert or sporting event but stories like this really take the piss out of me.

The entire song writing routine is 20 minutes. Five minutes to drink a six pack of major American beer, five minutes to write the song, five minutes to jerk off to a Chevy truck advertisement (or to a Fox News blonde bimbo), five minutes to Tweet about the song.