"My staff and I interviewed many wonderful candidates, and looked at their references, and their experience. And I wanted to get to know what kind of people they were. Then I decided to hire the woman with the biggest tits."

That's because the North Vietnamese didn't flatter McCain by praising his flight skils and his father's WW2 record. Trump is controlled by his press clippings and ass kissing.

They didn't offer to continue the book with Tim Allen writing it? Liberal bastards

Just finished The Fireman by Joe Hill. I found the idea of an infection that causes the victims to combust was quite interesting and could have led to a story that went in a very unique direction. Ultimately the story trended towards ideas his father mined in The Stand and Cell. I won't be looking for his books in…

Watch the movie after you finish the book. Both are worth your time.

When is Law And Order: Presidential Impeachment Unit starting? Because that is Must See TV.

Does that make him a Scieticologist?

But your eyes say yes

I don't know what the big deal is. Those Quinn Martin shows from the 70's had an epilogue at the end of every EPISODE.

"Take all the guns you want, Ralphie"

Forgotten about that. You've given me an excellent reason to reread V this weekend. Thank you.

He didn't eat their livers though, because that would just be gross.

The next season of Once Upon A Time should be set in the Land Of Make Believe.

I was going to make a joke about Mrs Garrett not leaving her anything in her will but amazingly Charlotte Rae is still going at 91.

I had spotted dick once but my parents explained it was Chicken Pox.

Do you mean that "grab them by the pussy" isn't in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations? I guess he coined that one

You call this dark? Try Anne Frank Of Green Gables. Now that's dark.

Dr. Ken was scheduled poorly. That show was so stupid it should have been scheduled after all Sean Spicer press briefings.

Maybe he can have GRRM ghost write it for him. It's not like he's writing anything else

Exactly. Stephen Hawking is paralyzed from a tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident. He just says it's ALS because it's embarrassing