"Think of it like Hogan's Heroes but set in Auschwitz instead of Stalag 13. We'll steal the Dr. Ken viewers"

Season 2: Revenge Of The Asteroid

Ted Danson couldn't be here this evening so I will upvote you for him.

Even freakier: Kissinger hiding in the back seat with a tape recorder

Having heard Dwayne Johnson speak coherently I would say he is more qualified to head the FBI than Trump is to be County Dog Catcher

Certainly no shortage of bullshit to toss on the flame to keep it going

Would Pravda lie?

He's like The War Doctor

Nixon: also never pissed on by Russian prostitutes

That list reminds me of the old joke punchline "You're not confessing, son, you're bragging"

Our top story tonight: Steve McQueen is still dead

Well Robert Reed played an architect on The Brady Bunch but he was a closeted gay man. Better luck next time

Well I guess the Filipino thing excludes Tom Cruise then. Also he's evidently a 6'5" 240 pound man and couldn't play that small

What About Boobies?

I just got a mental picture of Johnny Carson podcasting from his toilet, with Ed McMahon standing next to him ready to wipe his ass. Actually not too much different from the way it actually was, I think.

"Anyone who needs a foreskin added back on let us know"

Peter Sellers is dead but he would have been perfect to play Lee and every other role in the movie too

Evidently all the cool kids are shoving Bluetooth salt shakers up their ass instead

The vermouth makes or breaks it. I've had them with many different gins but as long as I use Carpano Antica they always work out. I'll keep my eyes open for G&J Greenalls though

Seen Citadelle but haven't tried it. I'll add it to my list of things to try.