I saw Bad Company in concert last year. I wasn't expecting much but I was pleasantly surprised.

I've always felt that most of these so-called classic rock bands have some pretty good songs in their catalog. The big problem for many of these bands was when their lead singer decided he was bigger than the band and he should be the star/ sex symbol and the band should start focusing on him, and maybe some…

"Fuck That Tune" is a game show I would be willing to check out.

I always order the Extra Quispy

I think Denise Richards played a similar version of that role in The World Is Not Enough. And she was totally believable, right?

In a related story, Donald Trump has invited the King of Leon to The White House to discuss changes to our trade deal with Leon.

I took my 70 year old parents to see Book Of Mormon a few years back. They looked shocked afterward. Lesson learned. Keep it safe in the future.
Loving Edmonton taking it to Anaheim right now. Fuck the Ducks.

The music and montage of burning photos in the opening credits in The World At War always give me the chills.

At the risk of being a suppressive person I would like to wish David Miscavige a shitty birthday

I'll be enjoying Doctor Who with my endless bread sticks, thank you.

It was Berenstain. Bears make the best investigative journalists.

You're just jealous of dogs because they can lick their own balls. Personally, I might never leave the house.

Other way around I think. After all, Trump's on his third marriage, his view of women as sex objects is undeniable, and if he ever opens a bible it's by accident. But he announces he's now pro-life and every prominent evangelical leader pledges their suport, and Trump even wins Utah. It has become obvious that…

Pleased to meet you
Won't you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

Sorry, when you push the snooze button Barnyard Dawg kicks your ass out of bed

ABC: Already been cancelled

I heard many many years ago somebody say that even Warren Beaty looked ridiculous while climaxing. Which of course raises the question of if Guy Fieri breaks character while climaxing

I absolutely agree that Trump is essentually Chauncey Gardener, but he's hiding behind the curtain whiie he presents himself as The Wizard Of Oz, and he's claiming the curtain is fake news.

"Children, stay away from the negro selling laudanum on the corner"

Zombie lactation gives buttermilk I believe