…and then Ben Affleck shows up after the zombies bomb Pearl Harbor

See Incredible Hulk #181 for the first round of this yuge battle

Christ, I guess I'll have to look for Paris Hilton in Aaron Sorkin's next project

Upvoted for requiring Bieber's death

*still waiting for a Middle Eastern equivalent to Ebony And Ivory*

Only losers die of stage 4 cancer. Winners die of stage 5 cancer
-Dr. Trump

She was Basted On The Way

Even if they do know what a podcast is it's hard to stream on a dial up AOL account

Just watched my Sharks get knocked out so I'm in a shitty mood. I liked The Nice Guys more than you, although I admit the plot was paper thin. But I always enjoy watching two good actors play off each other. In that same spirit, and involving Russell Crowe again, I finally watched 3:10 To Yuma. Crowe and Bale put…

I believe Chuck joined Scientology and declared the other Cunninghams suppressive people. Nobody would mention him after that

So you're to blame for Kathy Bates in About Schmidt? Damn you, sir!

That's because Robin Williams was the original there. He cloned his performance for Good Will Hunting but tried to disguise it with a beard

Coming this Fall: Cash Air Force One. Answer enough questions with Alternative Facts and you get a job in the Trump Administration

I find wacky boners go with the music from Benny Hill much better than 80's pop

I bet you're always listening to the Track Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

You are not…The Most Interesting Man In The World

And you can't buy Folgers Unicorn Crystals either. Mrs. Olson is laughing at you from beyond the grave.

If you could read my mind, you'd dump that shit down the drain

There Is No Sanctuary- Donald Trump channeling Logan's Run

Netflix vs Sleep: Dawn Of Justice