Was Chris Elliott hanging out under the stairs too?

Well I'm not watching the bris unless Paul is assisting

I'll stand up for Mask Of Zorro. Campy fun, surprisingly good chemistry between Hopkins and Banderas, and Catherine Zeta Jones was breathtakingly beautiful. Blade is the better action movie but Zorro is more fun.

Watching Star Trek V in the theater gave me a drinking problem.

I had to look that up. Who knew Spears' vagina could be educational?

Going to be a quiet visit for her. I don't believe her private parts are kosher

Fat, drunk, and custody losing is no way to go through life, girl

There was nothing else really like it at first. I remember in some early episodes laughing so hard that tears flowed. But it went on too long (remembering the nephew added to the show one season) and pop culture caught up to it. But you are right that Ed O'Neill was perfect in the role.

Amazingly improved, because Steve and Marcy were one dimensional before. Adding McGinley made Marcy more interesting and gave Al someone to play off of that was full of faults also

I can relate. We were at the local Audi dealership a few years back and the salesman seemed so inconvenienced by us that we walked before the test drive. And I can't say if this is still true but 10 years ago the local BMW dealers insisted on MSRP or higher, like they were doing you a favor selling you a car.

"Johnny, if you can stay quiet during the movies you will get a participation trophy at the end of the semester"

When the class reaches the Marvel U films they will need a full class for the credits and post credits

I'm starting to feel old. Earlier this week I went to get a burger for lunch and the clerk gave me the senior discount (I'm 5 years away from qualifying for that honor) and now 2001 is being taught in a film history class.
I'm a big fan of 2001 because it is about an idea, and it doesn't spoon feed the answers to…

This seems like a scam to use up unused breast implants

Peter Bonerz was unavailable, hence the name change. I believe Viagra dropped their sponsorship at that time

I believe throwing shit at each other was foreplay for The Captain And Tennille

To me it is ironic that a beer style that drinks so well in the winter is represented so well by California breweries. I would include Stone's Old Guardian in this list. I went to school in San Francisco in the early 90's and have fond memories of drinking Old Foghorn on tap at Goat Hill Pizza. Every night in SF is…

I don't believe that The Idiot's Guide To The Presidency has hit the shelves yet

I've been thinking about Being There a lot lately, because every time the insinuation is made that Trump gets all his info from TV (and the internet) I think of Chance The Gardener

Interesting ideas. I do think that the movie is about their relationship, but I also don't think it is a love story. It's a story about loneliness.