His Roman Polanski defense is in next month's Pedophile Life

That's true. There's a whole list of fake magazines to choose from…

Yes, but his reference to "the orange pussy grabber" seems eerily prescient.

The episode only got a C. Your mother and I expect a higher grade from you next time!

President Bat Shit Crazy, We're all going to die, film at 11

I watched Hacksaw Ridge yesterday, and while I enjoyed it I didn't love it. Perhaps unavoidably the battle scenes owe a lot stylistically to Saving Private Ryan, but I kept thinking that some of the gore was excessive. I also felt that some of the logic of the battle was lacking. For example, the American forces…

Of course it was renewed. We're living in Norman Lear World and Bizarro Archie Bunker is President.

I'm going to take the comedy class at Trump University instead because his joke about nobody knowing healthcare is complicated was fucking hilarious

It's Trump so it will have to be the "Super, Great, Yuge Racist Immigration Act Of 2017"

I'd call The Equalizer

Para bailar la Migra…

Life With Judy Garland: Me And My Shadows has good reviews on IMDB but I've never seen it.

And then claims a deduction for the hours on his taxes. Asshole

What About L. Ron?

David Cross would be more appropriate than Bateman

In thinking about the movie, I think the most horrific thing is Judy Garland's personal life. A sad story

My feeling is that if you wear Pizza Hut shoes then your other shoes say "left" and "right"

Until the last episode where it turns out it was all the imagination of an autistic child

I want a show about descendants of Boris Badenov

There's a plot? I thought I was watching a Travel Channel documentary about the Carmel lifestyle. I'm still waiting for Clint Eastwood to cameo