That sounds like a Sean Spicer press briefing

He's a travel agent?

Eh, Charlie Sheen gets close to that on porn sites every day

My great, average grandkids won't give a shit.

What's the big deal? Trump is currently releasing his latest book 140 characters at a time.

Lockjaw?

God, Troughton was so good. I'd mix his whimsy with Peter Davidson's earnestness ( and both had a highly developed sense of justice). Then smarten up the scripts, because there is no reason a superhero show can't be "smart". And while I understand that the DEO gives Kara a "crew" to hang with it is a big…

Except that Kara acts less like The Doctor and more like Jo Grant.

Dean Cain is my Doctor in the way that some people say Donald Trump is their President

Our surveillance cameras show that you've been putting on weight and should order the vegetarian pizza next time. Also make sure the pepperoni grease has cooled off before using it as a lubricant next time.

Who knew space travel was so complicated

Vincent D'Onofrio wants to fight Faye Dunaway now

There is nothing wrong with a well made pilsner. There is nothing wrong with Wonder Bread. It's probably harder to hide flaws in Wonder Bread than whole grain bread too. But there is nothing particularly interesting about Wonder Bread and I don't find much interesting about pilsners either

I would pay money to see Richard Sanders as Les Nessman host the Red Carpet show before the Oscars

I would argue that record companies want to maximize $$$ by marketing to the largest audience, so the push to sanitize and neuter most art starts there with the distributor.

I'm not sure anymore how I should feel about playing with Bill Paxton's balls.

Fake news. The Oscars won more electoral viewers than ever. Sad!

My artwork will be there for sale, and totally legitimate
-Salvador Dolly

I got a "Stay out of Veronica" alert for this?

That's cool, but even more cool would have been buying out Suicide Squad last year to keep people from wasting their money