As opposed to the Planned Parenthood disaster where they got knocked up

Judge Wapner would rule that it was perfectly legal to wish for his death before somebody else's

Not Connery: There can be only one.

Maybe she had North Korean help. They should check for VX gas residue.

The only certain things in life

Does Judge Judy have an alibi?

Have to skip that one now and go straight to Twister: The Revenge

Highway To The Safe Zone

It does make the job of understudy a lot easier.
"Tonight, playing the role of Britney Spears is James Franco"

The late 60s through mid 70s really seemed to be a first wave of dystopian future movies. I've always felt that this was a reflection of the age (Vietnam, Watergate, gas station lines, Three Mile Island). I wonder if we won't see a new wave of movies dealing with similar themes or themes of fascism.

That is an interesting point based upon his performance at the Al Smith dinner. I'm going to guess that dumpster fire speech was scripted by him because I can't believe anybody over the age of 10 would have found that either funny or appropriate. Even had he gotten somebody else to write his speech, I don't believe…

I think they weren't going to punish him until he tried to sell them American Soectator magazine subscriptions too.

Is Jane an Eastern European model and Rochester an eccentric developer/reality show host? I've already read that story and it doesn't end well

Should set this in Riverdale instead

And yet when I shit on the sidewalk and call it "art" it's frowned upon

Terrible!

Cinematic castration

Upvoted for the third ding

"I'd like to thank the Academy, fire my agent, divorce my wife,…"

Some people prefer their raspberries without the fuzz