In fairness, every sex scene sounds better with Burgess Meredith's voice

So you're saying it's better with cheese sauce

Well 8 years old is "barely legal" in some states

Pooching Anus, Hidden Dragon? I love that movie!

Can't spell Trump without rump

Oh, he wasn't the vet. He was the cow's ass monitor.

That's because you didn't whistle while you jerked

In my day, kids, real rock stars bit the tips off of enema bottles.

Could be worse. He could be playing with himself in every movie instead.

Robert Duvall was sorely missed. Sofia Coppola isn't much of an actress (but I don't think Winona Ryder could have sold that dialogue either). Connie's character had changed so much that she wasn't the same person. And Pacino chewed his way through a few scenes too. But if one takes the trilogy as The Tragedy Of…

Alas, poor Ozamataz Buckshank. I knew him well.

"Marty, you have to come with me to 2017!"
"Why, is it about Jennifer?"
"No. Donald Trump is President and he wants to fuck his daughter!"

Should be called "Pizza" Hut. Or Pizza? Hut.

Damnit, how am I supposed to forget "Hello, Larry" when people keep bringing up Larry?

Baba Booey!

I'm going to be controversial and say that Godfather Part III was good. Not great, certainly, but 2.5 to 3 stars, which I consider good.

Every so often I will buy peanuts from the Williamsburg Peanut Company on Amazon. The Crab Town (bay seasoning) peanuts are addictive

Yep. Something about driving my car onto a ferry appeals to the kid in me

No spam?

I know. Certainly caught my eye. My recollection is that the peanuts were pureed and put into a cream base. Mostly savory with a touch of sweet in the finish.