I have fond memories from 20 years ago of stopping at a restauraunt across the river from Jamestown and having the "taste of Virginia" plate. Peanut soup, Virginia ham, and peanut pie. Damn tasty. More than made up for the seafood buffet at Shoney's where everything was either deep fried or buried in heavy syrup.

Banging her diamond encrusted gavel? That's a pretty high class sex toy.

Born and raised in Stockton, so I can confirn. But we always said that Bakersfield was the asshole of the valley

I have never been so envious of the Japanese in my life

I think they should have her audition because I'm pretty sure somebody else can play Paula Abdul better

Chick-Fil-A doesn't want gay chickens with good taste. Chick-Fil-A wants gay chickens that taste good.

*thinks about it and then pulls penis out of taffy puller*

What if I don't have an abrasive prostate?

Well, calling them African American holes just sounds silly.

Can Whitehouse.gov still pass off a 70 year old as "barely coherent?"

But will this keep our high paying fast food careers from leaving to Mexico?

Anyone think he might want to step into Howard Stern's shoes when it all shakes out?

Jim Bakker?

On the next episode of Fear The Walking Coronary Artery Disease, the undead protest against Medicare cuts.

Trump Grill Daily Special: mammal brain

Unless the organism is a famous musician, then the memories are converted to DVD and sold on PBS pledge breaks

I don't know whether to give your mother props or my sympathy for spending a career in HR. My experience as a non-HR manager in working with HR personnel is that they are seriously understaffed, overworked, and have poor morale. It seems like the staff turns over regularly. And there is such a fear of litigation…

If only we could have had Charles Gray reading Tywin Lannister lines from A Game Of Thrones

Completely agree about the art in The Kindly Ones. It was distracting. But The Sandman from Brief Lives on is just about perfect, excluding that artwork.

I really enjoyed the book but I've never had the urge to revisit it. But I'm a comic collector and the subject interested me.