But the lesson from the various OJ stories is to never sleep with a married woman because you will die being murdered by the husband. So now I don't know who to sleep with.

Exactly. Cool ads are why I don't pirate, or smoke, or rape, or murder, or…

I love Jacob's Ladder but I wouldn't call it a horror film either. Hard to classify (psychological thriller?). I did find it more disturbing than most horror films.

He's going to write Pence a letter any day now soliciting funds for Writer's Block relief

Pretty sure that if Trump watches Aladdin he'd tweet out that Jafar is the leader of ISIS and needs to be stopped

Going to make for a slow moving movie when we have to wait an hour after Bond takes his Viagra

*Bond tosses his hat onto Moneypenny's cock*

Quantum is a strange movie, almost like two movies spliced together. I really liked the first half of the movie. It really seemed like a proper continuation of Casino Royale. But when the action shifts to South America it became a different movie (although I did enjoy the Craig-Wright scene). When I watch Quantum…

Reading A Spy Among Friends by Ben Macintyre. Macintyre is taking a sledgehammer to a British class system that would allow Kim Philby and the other postwar British spies a free pass into MI5 and MI6 with little vetting because of their background. I'm an Anglophile but I'm thoroughly American about disliking…

We need to build a wall between Oz and Kansas to keep out the murderers and their little dogs too

I know what I will get. A decent nights sleep

In related news Oz has banned travel to Kansans due to past acts of terror

Primarily referencing The Wall. Since 1990 he has released 1 solo album and 3 live albums, 2 of which were The Wall.

Years ago Monty Python released their "Contractual Obligation Album." In that same spirit of honesty this should be called "Roger Waters In Financial Need" or "Not The Wall Again, Honest"

I really enjoy Lost In Translation but I understand why not everybody does. It is slow moving, almost plotless, and the characters aren't hugely likeable. But I like how two lonely people get more from a platonic relationship than giving in to temptation. And I've always felt the last scene was smart, because…

Ok How many Weight Watchers points is jizz? Asking for a friend.

Stuart is so cute when he talks dirty

Well we know Marty McFly didn't fuck his mom but we don't know if Michael J Fox did or not

How about alt-medicine because it looks like a newfangled IUD

That's the Taco Bell Run