And they always come through your back door.

"It Calls an Uber and Goes Home"

Well if it is painful you are doing it wrong

La La Land Director's Cut should make you very happy, then.

I was told there would be no geometry

Original draft of the Emancipation Proclamation was on a Hooter's napkin

Strangely, the Bible is silent on the issue of sauce.

But can he rap with a pepper in his mouth?

Small print restrictions: "Kiss must be on the lips and consensual. Second base does not qualify for additional discounts"

Well, if you don't happen to have a stomach virus when the time comes some alternatives are Taco Bell or Arby's, or watching a Donald Trump press conference.

I've become a big fan of many Argentinian Malbecs. They have a good depth of flavor without being too tannic. And there are some real bargains out there.

*closes Vermont Teddy Bear webpage*

Now we know what REALLY happened to Colonel Blake on M*A*S*H.

KFC cheese sause sounds like a chemical weapon. If KFC was based in North Korea there would be war.

Is it still selfless if you eat pussy with a fork and knife?

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I get wet too but my antiperspirant is handling it.

Check the upper tank

That would be Schrodinger's Sandwich

Is that your review of "Shark Sandwich?"