Little known fact: the Rosetta Stone is multiple translations of a Tony Bennett song

The power of S compels you

He'll skip the kosher brains then

*puts down bag of Doritos in shame*

*Walt Disney spins in his grave, then crawls out and looks for brains*

Yeah, but they rip you off for the popcorn and lotion

It is hard to take Lethal Weapon 2 seriously anymore. Apartheid is evil, got it. Just don't mention the Jews.

He's hoping the show sucks because he doesn't Gethard until after the sucking

There is a doctor on call in the lobby just in case

This had better be historically accurate. I am so tired of movies altering historical facts for purposes of plot.

I hear Mar-a-Lago is hiring. You sound like you have management potential.

Well, Snagglepuss was blacklisted for being a pinko so no surprise he didn't get endorsements

I think you should put Rogaine on half of the bald spot, and leave the other half untreated as a control. After one month have someone count the hairs. See, science can be fun.

I highly recommend Sean Howe's book Marvel Comics: The Untold Story for a good background on the highs and lows of Marvel. I stuck by Marvel for a long time because I like the characters and because there always seemed to be a bright spot to look forward to during the dark times. But I don't even recognise this…

Little known fact: Einstein's first attempt at the theory of relativity stank. E=ASS

I would counter that these awards are also television shows and ratings matter. There is a reason the orchestra starts to play after 30 seconds or so during the winner's acceptance. These shows are too long and the producers want to keep them moving. I'm all in favor of pet causes for anybody and celebrities can do a…

Just heard that song last week for the first time in forever. Much better than I remembered, but I don't know how danceable it is. I found myself really paying attention to the lyrics.

If I were to throw a party where the goal was to get people drunk as quickly and cheaply as possible, I might serve soju. At 20% ABV it is potent, it is cheap for the potency, and it goes down fairly smoothly (like a sweet, cheap sake).

Here's my problem. I agree with a lot of what is being said. But I don't particularly enjoy being lectured during an awards show that should be entertainment. So I understand why people who arent't as liberal as I am might decry the activism of the priviledged. The messenger, and the forum, can be as important as…

How The Grinch Stole The Election?