Future tweet: Happy Bastille Day. Trump Grill makes the best french fries.

There can fucking (mumble, grunt) be only (mumble, mumble) fucking one.

You need to make an appointment with your gynecongressman right away.

Coming soon- AVP: Jihad

If France had only sent us the good ones instead of the rapists and bad hombres…

She should auction off some white wing doves

History consists of a series of facts, and that is going to be problematic to this Administration. Holocaust deniers have the same affliction.

There's your Monty Python skit

Nothing gets The Acadamy's attention like the words "Made In Bulgaria"

I cannot relate this article to Donald Trump in any way. Should I be concerned?

I watched this 30 years ago as part of a college Film As Literature class. Powerful movie and performnces. But I haven't watched it since either, and I haven't had the urge to do so. The movie and performances are so dark and real that it doesn't really qualify as "entertainment" to me.

Russell and Kilmer make Tombstone the very good movie that it is. I enjoy their chemistry together. Russell gives a very strong performance and Kilmer looks like he's having a blast. But Sam Elliott is playing Sam Elliott. And Charlton Heston is a distraction. It's a fun movie, entertaining and very re-watchable.…

I've Got You Babe by Sonny And Cher. I heard Bill Murray loves it too.

Pick up Priest's first Black Panther trade paperback. Panther was always a character with unrealalised potential. Priest took what had gone before and built upon it logically, giving him a reason to originally join the Avengers. Good supporting characters. Smart writing, but laugh out loud funny too. And…

I didn't know Improv was a synonym for Anal. Learn something new every day.

Now I've got a mental picture of a kazoo centipede in my head. Worst sequel ever.

Now I want to know what happens when Barry Bostwick searches for you.

That's just ridiculous. I bought my kid on eBay for much less

I think in the inevitable movie about the campaign Streep should play Kellyanne Conway. The resultant confusion from Trump wanting to trash Streep while also wanting to love anything that shows him winning could give him a stroke

Should have titled this "Archie's Creek."