I envision a group of third rate celebrities competing for the renamed Trump Medal Of Freedom

Future news: Trump will give a Presidential Medal Of Freedom to an Eastern European model to get a secret performance later

Pop Goes The Asshole was my favorite childhood song

I love Rush but they could be the poster children of overused keyboards in the 80s. Hell, by Hold Your Fire Alex Lifeson seemed to be barely there. Fortunately Presto turned things around

AutoTune is absolutely cheating for some artists (required for some to make their singing listenable) but there are a lot of talented singers using it. It's become the sound of the decade, if not longer. And I am thoroughly sick of it. Much like I was tired of overused keyboards in the 1980s. We are overdue for…

I think he has a few more advantages. The BBC doesn't censor language as much as US networks, which allows a more free flowing discussion. He drinks during the show, which encourages his guests to do the same. And the fact that the show is being filmed in the UK I think makes US celebrities more willing to be seen…

He gets Potsie confused with Putin.

We can see him choose the Black Panther name because Cornholio was taken

Ben Affleck with "biff" "pow" effects would be awesome

Adam West is NOT sick of all this Batman talk. Scoreboard

We will SELL…no WINE…before…it's time

(Jeffrey Wright weeps)

I've never understood the love for bourbon barrel aged imperial stouts. Imperial stouts are already very sweet then the bourbon barrel adds more sweetness. I feel like I need an insulin shot after one. Bourbon barrel aged IPAs are more drinkable because the sweet and bitter are balanced

I've heard of beating a dead horse, but a dead eagle is new

That's where all the cool runaways go.

Always a good idea to check. I get false positives on my Early Judaism Test (EJT) because I'm circumcised,

And we're back to golden showers…

Have you tried putting the meatloaf someplace else?

Count Chicken Anus: Worst Vampire Name Ever

This series is evil. Chipmunks are a gateway to gerbils.