I'm from Taco Bell and I'd like to buy your slogan "Taco Bell's latest monstrosity" to use in our commercials. This shit almost sells itself.

True, but next time no more Mr. Nice Guy

Finland needs to invent the sauna bong now

Go to minimum security prison. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not forget to schedule your conjugal visits.

The New World Order. "Shape up Iran or we'll drop Coldplay on your asses for some conscious uncoupling"

The Greenland ice cap Morning Zoo is hilarious. Too much Coldplay though.

Civil War I was a disaster for many titles. I am a big FF fan going back 30+ years and I felt sorry for JMS having to follow editorial dictate and write the garbage that he put out. Too many books were hijacked to be part of an "event" that was not much more than a fanboy's wet dream. I buy almost nothing from…

No Spongbob Squarepants cameo? I'm out

These were not the breadcrumbs I was looking for

Couldn't release the song without more cowbell

Scotch Ale is not a particularly popular style so there are fewer brands out there. I will mention a few not mentioned in the article. I haven't seen Sam Adams Scotch Ale in years but it was the most heavily peat smoked version I've ever had. Belhaven's Wee Heavy is a little lighter, despite the name, so better for…

Or another network. A&E has Dagwood Bumstead join The Church Of Scientiology while Blondie runs off and is declared a suppressive person

How about a compromise? Bring in Screech as the local drug dealer.

Since they are both dead I'll pass

Feces or CV's?

Huge Rush fan but I've only owned 3 Rush T-shirts over the almost 30 years I've been going to their shows. I always feel like a chump overpaying for a band shirt. Although I did get my 12 yo daughter an Iron Maiden T-shirt this year and had her wear it to school (It had Eddie holding a human heart). She said her…

This digital detritus is what is going to be available to future historians/biographers, in lieu of diaries, journals, and letters. A sad trade-off in my opinion.

Similarly my first thought was that whenever Trump goes his ashes should go in a giant suppository

This is good news for the monkeys sitting at typewriters churning this shit out

Obviously sounds best turned up to 11