And here I thought that annoying buzzing was Suzanne Somers' voice

Nashplay

My daughter has just aged out of Disney Channel but I've watched more than my fair share of their programming the last 5 years or so. For all your complaints about the show (and they are valid) this show was Shakespearean compared to most of the other Disney shoes. Kids with real world issues, parents who weren't…

I've been following Michael Connolly sine he started and his books are always worth the wait. I love how he lets his characters age and grow

I will watch American Gods with cautious optimism but I was underwhelmed by the book. There was a point where I was reading everything Gaiman wrote but he seemed to get repetitive, just variations on a theme. Can't not watch Ian McShane though.

Is this the GOP Obamacare Mental Health replacement plan?

I felt she was the 80's/90's version of Goldie Hawn. Relied on being cute but limited to light comedy projects.

But how will I finish my science experiment checking if Australian dicks lean to the opposite side than Northern Hemisphere dicks?

That's a relief. What was sad was that I could imagine something like this happening back then.

No doubt researched through Ancestry.com and a lot of sitting on men's laps

Over Macho Grande?

Trump metaphors and cocktails require a YUGE amount of dashes of bitters

Go to a football game and qualify for a mortgage. Sounds like the worst of the 2008 financial crisis making a comeback.

Orville Reddenbacher thinks you are being disrespectful

Did they think Leia was played by a Carrie Fisher lookalike actor or did they think that Carrie Fisher had the world's best makeup artist working on her?

Batman: The Late Knight

* throws away poetry book, replaces it with Mein Kampf

Same. I've been mixing it with Coke, or ginger beer, or tonic water. I can't really drink a sweet mixed drink anymore without wishing it had a splash of Campari or a dash of bitters.

Not when you can upgrade to Premiere Membership, which includes free dry cleaning of your white sheets

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