Are you saying the Duck Dynasty guys have fake beards? Is nothing sacred?

Replaced by the 7th Inning Lynch

"We'll give you 25% more racism for only 10% more money."

And they say all our jobs are going to Mexico. Here's proof some jobs are staying right here.

This Is Just A Travesty would be more appropriate

No, the future is Plastics. Dustin Hoffman was a fool to not listen.

Well 2016 fucked with us 1 last time. RIP William Christopher from M*A*S*H. Seemed like a pretty good guy. I'm going to be optimistic going forward though

I'm hoping that explains the guys in porn. I feel a little better now.

Pat Sajak will see you a vowel whether you need it or not

So you'd be in favor of Mean Girls 3D?

But bacon is fetch

Totally agree that shorter seasons are a good thing. Unless you are Aaron Sorkin it just isn't possible to write 22 episodes a year. But even shows with 10 to 13 episodes per season use a writing team. There is just less chance for sub-standard episodes to get used. At least nobody is making clip shows anymore. I…

I really liked Yes (Prime) Minister but I thought it was popular in the UK. It would certainly be cult in the US

I liked Darkplace but didn't love it. Some of the jokes got stale by the end of the run

In space no one can hear you play jazz

I would send the Spanish Inquisition after them. NOBODY expects that

Doctor Whoprah

I think that was The Green Death, from the Pertwee years. That was Jo's last episode. I think she gets overlooked as a companion because Sarah Jane came next, but I always thought Katy Manning and Pertwee had great chemistry.

You're right, the bastard was asking for it!
In all seriousness, I've never read Watership Down and I need to add that to my long list of classics I missed when I was young.

I realize that the due date for baby 2017 isn't until January 1 but I vote we induce labor or perform a Cesarian and get started early