I saw Brubeck in concert the year before he died,so he was around 90 years old. He had to be helped out to the piano and his voice was raspy, so I was expecting the worst. But then he started playing and he was phenomenal. A great memory.

The 2001 poster is making me jealous. I got an original Dr Strangelove poster as a gift a few years ago. I'm thinking a collection of Kubrick movie posters would be a very cool thing

I have not been crucified. You like me. You really like me!

I'm waiting for the article about bacon causing heart attacks

And the crowd goes mild

But who's playing The Beaver?

Real Housewives of the KKK scrapped too because women don't wear white after Labor Day

Don't forget the happy ending

heh heh, she said came. heh heh

Stock up on canned peaches.

Have you tried judging a book by the number of dirty pictures in it? That might speed things up. Or it might not.

Or A to C cup

You know, if you do half, then do half again, then again, in theory you could do her forever.

Speaking of artists with visions, Michael Bay movies should come with a disclaimer that "No Hopes Or Expectations Were Harmed During The Production Of This Movie"

Great-Great Grandpa has needs, honey

Wasn't there a line from Frank Burns in M*A*S*H where he said "Individuality is fine as long as everybody does it together"?

I believe she works for The Salvation Army every December though

After Judgment at Nuremberg I would recommend lightening the mood by watching The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers

I agree that Remy Martin and Courvoisier make a good starting point, but skip the VS and go for the VSOP for sipping neat. It is worth the price difference. Once I developed a taste for cognac and wanted to try higher levels, what really worked was to get recommendations from the people that stocked the cognac at…

Add Morena Baccarin to those scenes. That show would still be on.