Cheers to everyone who remembers the books better than me!

I’m fuckin furious. I’m punchin air. I can’t even do work I’m so friggin mad at the Paramount Plus teevee show.

Chief does not fuck. It is unclear in normal Halo if he and his other biological experiment SPARTAN friends even have a sex drive. Eagerly awaiting the day we can forget this ever happened.

Godspeed!

This is absolute deranged sicko shit, I love it. Hope he has a quicker time with God of War.

What part of We Are OFK is, like, a game? I’m coming away cynical of that one. Visual novels are cool, sell it to me like that up front, though.

SSB Ultimate is done getting new content fwiw

Sonic has had kinda a rough go in 3D

what can they actually be used for chief

Ah well this is a good game to get onto my uhhh special PS vita

i am not good enough

oh this rocks. no more work for me today.

really though, go buy a skateboard and get out there y’all

Idiot moron investors who don’t know what any of this shit is but like buzzwords pushing stock up when hearing them is a sad state affairs.

Oh shit... I have that... should I buy a PS5...

Man, a lot of these are nice looking. To buy or pirate later...

Dang, I’m real bummed that Kotaku won’t be running weekend articles anymore (or at least have a dedicated editor). That was one of my favorite parts of the site. I’m happy that you get to have a more normal balance, though, Zack.

Well, I was feeling like I might buy these from the store, but mayyyybe I was waiting for a little push to go and download them through other means ;)

This is fun. Don’t like that website, though.

Man, it’s so fun. Online especially is pretty good when you’re genuinely racing. But it’s definitely stuffy and these microtransactions are a right shame.