I always got the impression that Reggie barely plays games at all. Always thought it was funny.

They should rerelease Yuyuki and Shin Onigashima like they did Detective Club. Could be pretty cool.

Yes! I would prefer the generation not have mid-life graphic updates that make games run different. 4K is really popular on hobbyist sites like this one, but having a 4K TV is still really niche. The Switch doesn’t need that. I will say that I was hoping for joy-con and battery improvements also, but no dice.

We had a little vulture like this in my high school some years back. Hated that kid passionately but it honestly didn’t bother most people. Shit sucks.

The idea, especially in America, that your business must always be growing is poison.

Boo fuck you Humble Bums

Top players already get invitationals. CEO is driven by people buying passes to play. It’s nice if the top pros show up and people want to watch on Twitch, but CEO frankly needs the 0-2'ers a lot more than it needs the top pros.

This got me so annoyed. It is your full-time goddamn job to play Smash Bros. Somebody has sponsored you to play Smash! And you can’t wake up early like 5 days a year to do your job? Come on man!

Earnest response - making a game is hard as hell and I would be proud of it, too. Unfortunately it didn’t reach completion - that’s not at all unusual. They tried something new and didn’t find an audience. So it goes. Lot there worth being proud of.

Hell yeah, down with the Olympics

People that get mad (actually mad) about their character not being added are deranged. There’s a lot of good natured “oh come on!” with Dante which is fine, but also some reeeeeal psychos.

No you just don’t get it! It’s the future of currency, even though I refuse to use it as currency in any capacity! Paradigm-shift!

I love Sakurai but I actually fell asleep during this showcase. Bit long winded this one.

You can still sell elephant tusks in the real world. Always made sense enough to me.

Ahhhh this really made me want to play it very badly. Great writeup!

Never watched the show at all and reading this is such a trip, haha

Jet-ski-ish story: We had a kid on my soccer team whose hair was really thick and voluminous and most importantly always looked very blown-back. Whenever we felt like razzing him we’d sing, to the tune of “Jessie’s Girl”, “I wish that I had Jet Ski Hair.” I think about it all the time.

Eat shit boat boy!

Same. $25? I could buy it...

Dear god if you get a chance, play BOTW, because it’s exactly that