I am excited to climb up towers except I’m blue this time

The funniest thing about the “ethics in game journalism” crowd is that their proposed alternative is usually, like, Youtubers. The guys with absolutely no policy in place to avoid being suckered by press corps. So ridiculous.

Oh you’ve been playing Wind Waker HD somewhere else? >:O

Oh Star Fox command is on there? I might be just crazy enough to do it.

Just you wait until they lose the Xenoblade X source code, buster!

In a similarly likely alternate universe, Samus is hot and real and my girlfriend.

Reno presses the button in the OG

Final Fantasy VII has always been bad for this - the guys who did a mass murder (the Turks) at the start of the original spend the rest of the game as comedic relief. They just! killed thousands of people. Square just does this I guess.

Wii U owners once again coming out on top >:D

Great vid. I liked his “Dick Tree” vid about FFVII, too. I should get back on GameFAQs. (I should absolutely not.)

God, there’s gonna be so much terrible adult (or teens pretending to be adults on Twitter) discourse on this show aimed at children.

Too bad it says Xbox One on the box

People still rolling up and pretending Cyberpunk wasn’t far more broken than most AAA games. Crazy.

These are just fantastic!

Golf is great if you do it casually with a bunch of balls (so you’re free to lose some) and just chill, maybe have some drinks. It’s also easily the worst sport for the planet and uses an absolute shitload of water. So please, virtual golf, save us.

Zack is back and he’s here to spit some fire

“We’re looking at ways we could support offline” is such a crazy freaking phrasing. Did you guys... forget how to make a normal game???

Are you leaving, John? Bit confused. If so I enjoyed your work here and good luck.

Weirdly horny article about a fictional character.

I’ll be watching too, the man is inescapable now that he can hang out with folks like the Kardashians