“My used car is an appreciating asset!” is no less ridiculous than “My dog-based currency backed by the comedic stylings of an autistic billionaire is an appreciating asset!”

The Craigslist listing describes it as “clean” but the seller says the car’s Gambling career began after it was totaled.

“Establish A Relationship”

This is the internet sir. The only reaction allowed is to either defend or condemn this in the most extreme manner possible.

The seller has the title in their hand. Unfortunately, said hand is currently in the stomach of an alligator.

This , its probably the one of the biggest “Holy Fuck” moments in the show , hell in any show (and SFX magazine barely rated it in their last list of amazing moments in scifi , wtf guys !!).

Broke: Living out of a van

Only 1 normal driver.

That will probably hammer out.

This would be a cool bit of kit... if it was on a Miata platform.

You mean like this?

Nothing wrong with a Phantom in Green

I was gonna say that it was the giant ass ugly grill, the saggy spoiler jowls, and massive double chin, that it [and every other car right now] has. But it could be the thing you pointed out, too.

Damn.. Let me go check.. I don’t need this screwing up my life 20 years from now for a DVD that I didn’t return.

“Embezzlement” seems like an odd charge for failing to return a rented videotape. And I have a hard time understanding why it would be a felony for a tape that would have been worth $60 at most. That’s just weird.

Find one in every car. You’ll see.

Great, now I’m going to have dreams about a pair of drunken aliens chasing a tiny hula dancer.

VCRs. They started out stealing VCRs.

10/10 would watch.

Movie pitch idea. The Hangover but with Zemo, Bucky, and Sam.