There are no, repeat NO cars that are “too small for police work”, only cops who are too spoiled to make do with what the taxpayers give them.

I’m not spending $30K on any 15 year old German car unless it has the engine in the back or 12 cylinders up front.

My wife once asked if I wanted to play with the box the kid came in.

I’ll give you $25k. Okay okay 28, final offer

They made their private property public, so fuck ‘em.

Good. Fuck them.

I helped my cousin re-wire his ‘72 Ford pick-up. We figured it would take a weekend or two, we had it done in about 10 hours.

I believe I have just read the perfect sentence. 

No dice on the car. It’s a great example of the worst era of American carmaking, and it would be best suited to a scrap yard so we can forget it as soon as possible.

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

90% of the reason to get a Hilux is for the bulletproof Toyota drivetrain. That is gone here, and you’re left with some Frankentruck dually-looking thing with a SBC.

I’m guessing they replaced the standard suspension with Orbital Drop Shocks.

This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

It is one hell of a gamble.

Because you are parked at a standstill wishing the car in front of you would disappear? Or because the brake makes that great "shruuuut" noise? Or both?

No Deal- He should be charging LS

This illustrates some of the differences in transit time.

Who is this thing even for? I just don’t understand the point of this car.

They gave up on cool for the Villager when they went to laugh-tracked comedy commercials. That was midway in its run, if I recall:

Normal dollies couldn’t get the Tesla off the pedestal this owner keeps it on.