There are no, repeat NO cars that are “too small for police work”, only cops who are too spoiled to make do with what the taxpayers give them.

If they don’t devote at least fifteen minutes to Life Force with gratuitous pictures of Mathilda May, I will riot.

I’m not spending $30K on any 15 year old German car unless it has the engine in the back or 12 cylinders up front.

My wife once asked if I wanted to play with the box the kid came in.

I’ll give you $25k. Okay okay 28, final offer

They made their private property public, so fuck ‘em.

Good. Fuck them.

I helped my cousin re-wire his ‘72 Ford pick-up. We figured it would take a weekend or two, we had it done in about 10 hours.

I believe I have just read the perfect sentence. 

No dice on the car. It’s a great example of the worst era of American carmaking, and it would be best suited to a scrap yard so we can forget it as soon as possible.

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

It’s in extremely bad taste to give any attention to a war criminal unless they renounce their awful acts and begin to undo the great damage they have done.

The day I listen to this bloated, bloviated, racist sack of shit is the day I officially renounce my humanity.

90% of the reason to get a Hilux is for the bulletproof Toyota drivetrain. That is gone here, and you’re left with some Frankentruck dually-looking thing with a SBC.

Good, fuck ‘em.

Word of advice: If two ladies approach you, run away!

I’m guessing they replaced the standard suspension with Orbital Drop Shocks.

This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

It is one hell of a gamble.

Because you are parked at a standstill wishing the car in front of you would disappear? Or because the brake makes that great "shruuuut" noise? Or both?