Give Ridley Scott $25m to redo this with the edict of less is more. Streamlined, high concept, 86 multi-gore, have people talk like human beings.

He was the bad guy in Runaway

I’ll be in my bunk.

Yippee, all I have to do is sell my Ford Ranger.

I could easily get $26k worth of shits and giggles out of this in the first month alone.  Many involve golf courses and polo matches.

Talk about seizures.

I want a Starfleet Academy with Shatner.

A Camry in a McDonald’s parking lot could do 90% of what this thing does.

because reasons.

“ounce of weed taped to the ____”.

Passengers should be able to sue the individual responsible for causing a flight delay/cancellation.

This article was written by Colin Robinson, the energy vampire.

Play “good car, bad car” with this:

push the button, fire the missile as I’m doing the trench run on the Death Star.

Grey Audi SUV and the red Jag.  The Sierra is sweet though.

I routinely pretend my e-brake is a rocket launcher/machine gun.

Innerspace car, outaworld price.

Pod racing with paintball guns around the ‘ring.

Its a tricorder for ants.

This is going to make some 16 year old very unhappy as a first car.