Yippee, all I have to do is sell my Ford Ranger.

I could easily get $26k worth of shits and giggles out of this in the first month alone.  Many involve golf courses and polo matches.

A Camry in a McDonald’s parking lot could do 90% of what this thing does.

because reasons.

“ounce of weed taped to the ____”.

This article was written by Colin Robinson, the energy vampire.

Play “good car, bad car” with this:

push the button, fire the missile as I’m doing the trench run on the Death Star.

Grey Audi SUV and the red Jag.  The Sierra is sweet though.

I routinely pretend my e-brake is a rocket launcher/machine gun.

Innerspace car, outaworld price.

Pod racing with paintball guns around the ‘ring.

This is going to make some 16 year old very unhappy as a first car.

I’m getting a Dirk Diggler vibe off of this one

Kansas City perchance?

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.

Jim Hall Chaparrals

I must have missed that day in law school.  Remind me again, is suspicion a misdemeanor or a felony?

“Don’t make me go Dairy Queen up in here”

Make that Jensen triax thump.