The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

I think I’d rather just get a Slingshot if I wanted to be seen zipping around town in some kind of weird looking deathtrap.

I’d rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy.

Bad fake. It’s all over the place, starting with credit checks then vaguely making a segue into a car critique without referencing any specific policy or making plans to discuss.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Easy NP.

was afraid I wouldn’t Spyder comment that said this.

I Taycan back everything I’ve ever said about you, you’re all right!

At 15k I don't think he's marked up nearly enough to get mod money back, looks to be way more sunk into it. I'd also want a very thorough inspection done, but from what I see I think it's a NP.

Right car, wrong price. Also: Should this blog now be called “Nice Price or Cheap Monkey?”

All of it.

This is a financially smarter move to buy this at a huge gamble than buy a brand new AMG for $100k. For this reasoning alone I think this is a NP. Buy it, thrash it, wait for the motor to explode, scrap yard, repeat. 

This, and $13,000 for a 20 year old, 100k mile, turbo’d Corvette with methanol injection that was definitely used at some point is already crack pipe even without the unfixed damage.

Eighties Asian, I’d go with a Nissan Maxima. CP for the Toyota.

So when they say “Only selling for health reasons..” they really mean “I’m sick of this thing”? 

Remember when the Z car was world class and not fat, ugly and built on a 20 year old platform and didn’t look like something an 80 year old woman in Naples, FL would drive?

That’s clean car pricing, not dug it out of the barn and didn’t even spend three-fiddy on armor-all pricing. If it looks like that in a CL listing it must be rough as a badgers ass in person. CoronaPipe. all the way.

Andrew, Patrick, good work out there.

No, Yugo tell him that.