My eyes tear up at every reveal of a “new” Enterprise. Make of that what you will.

You know my motto: Alpinas, All The Time.

CP for all the friggin trash in the photos.

I love how Gowron’s just hanging around

well, with these type of shenanigans going on around the ship all the time wouldn’t you?

Mark Hamill is goddamn American treasure, and I hope he’s getting all the work he wants.

He is to me. 

Yeah, but, they like have socialized medicine and social safety nets, so, like, why would anyone want to live like that man? Just because they are happier, healthier, and have less income disparity doesn’t make them a better nation dude.

Greta matters to my kids. Some of them can vote now.

Some people would probably fall for that pyramid scheme.

Or: Can we just burn the “Discovery Institute” to the ground. Maybe put some townhouses, a trolley, and a bike boulevard there instead.

(laughs) Youabian Puma for $1 million or nothing at all for me!

If I had that much cash lying around, I would probably buy literally anything else. CP

WHO’S A GOOD BEAR?

This one, I think

Gee, I wonder what C8 comment could be used here...

That’ll buff right out...

Yes! And you might also want to join a country club.

And was it an unladen bat? Because if it was carrying a coconut, well, that changes your calculations.