Well now you are just being discriminatory against people with disabilities. Spasming infants have every right to mine coal, smoke jump, and work cranes at container docks. They deserve the right to make a living just like anyone else.   

Some of them are definitely big enough to put license plates on. They probably should have tail numbers so the FAA can keep track of the damned things. :-)

That’s not what she said...

Entirely dependent on the state as to what is required. The loosest registration category in Maine is Hot Rod. Though really, in Maine you can register damned near anything. The trick is getting it inspected. But anything over 25yo can be registered as an antique, and if you built it yourself you can register it as a…

She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

Damn, that’s depressing enough that I have to wonder if the cuts were accidental or if that was just the nearest available sharp object.

Do you get to pull people over as Port Authority police, or do you have to call the real cops?

I remember as a kid being told that doing that could kill you.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

No. The article clearly said that Neanderthals were optimized for “heavy exertion”, not “heavy extortion”.

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I liked the part where the cast of Big Bang Theory briefly appeared, only to be fangoriously devoured by Shoggoths.

140,000 beavers.

a robust trade up in Canada where these cars were sold for years. ... it’s likely that the nation to the north is where this ex-pat Russian originally called home

Well I live in Detroit which is empty and flat. I’m actually upset we haven’t gotten any snow in a month.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Do you to live in the northeast? I happen to be selling my 1987 Fiero GT (V6 5 speed) that I’ve owned for over 11 years. Runs and drives but desperately needs new tires and it failed NH state inspection because the handbrake cable is busted. Used to be a Pontiac collector but I’m thinning the herd (had an 84 Fiero 2M4…

Damned government censorship.

I accidentally mistook the transmission fluid drain plug for the oil drain plug....