They fell in a vat of Garmonbozia.

He seems to be working right now...

My mother said the same thing to me. It took me until age 51 to realize that I no longer had to listen to her voice in my head telling me not to get one. Soon after that realization, I bought a little scooter. Nine months after that, I took the MSF Basic Rider course and got my MC endorsement. A month after that, I…

My mother said the same thing.. only thing I was NEVER allowed to do was get a motorcycle. So one day I went out and bought one and I have exactly zero regret about that decision.

My mom was like that. And a bought a used Yamaha RD400 as soon as I was 18 and moved out!

That was 30 years ago, just bought my fifth bike last month. Not dead, yet!

Time to cut the apron strings?

I’ve got a story about the Great Emu War of nineteen tickety two. I wanted to take the ferry over to Australia, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days the nickel had a picture of a bee on it. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Anyway, the…

They came for the emus, but I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an emu. Then they came for the kangaroos, but I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Kangaroo. Then they came for the dingoes, but I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a dingo. Then they came for me, and when they did there was no one to speak up.

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Trademark laws are the chains of the Oppressors, Capitalist Slave.

Can’t see the Trump sticker on it.

Honda CR-Z. If it had managed to be an actual successor to the original CRX... what a car that could have been.

s2000 CR. Was a great car and was a record beater, but I felt like the CR could have been way more inline with the Type R heritage. More power, bigger brakes, weight reduction, and chassis stiffening.

Even the TSA knows that you don’t stop terrorists at the airport. You stop them with intel before they ever get to the airport.

One of those actors that actually seems like a true “good guy” and not just hamming it up for the cameras. Gotta love it.

Between wrestling and doing this and that karaoke video, I think Stephen Amell might actually be just a pretty cool guy

My favorite toy bit this week: S.H.Figuarts Retsu Ichijouji! (Kenji Ohba!)

Get your chainsaw ready...

Agreed. The people above seem oblivious that big trees are usually old and will die.