Is this a tanks = thanks joke?

That’s why they wear gold necklaces, so they know where to start and stop shaving.

These are not the controls you are looking for

How do you gag an Italian?

What do you call an Italian with no arms? A speech impediment.

what is a “yout?”

Looks like the engine’s shot.

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

This is off topic but this is the craziest video I’ve seen all year.

Please remove yourself from the gene pool

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

The best and most expensive thing we ever found on the side of the road

I have one of those!

What’s the difference between a rental car and a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

You can drive a rental car anywhere.

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

This GTfO would like to have a talk with you

[The beautiful chaos of a 24 Hours of LeMons race. From the Return of the LeMonites race at Miller Motorsports Park, 2015.]