Is this a tanks = thanks joke?

fruit bats looks more like cute rats with wings. it’s the carnivorous bats that have strange facial features to help them echolocate.

That’s why they wear gold necklaces, so they know where to start and stop shaving.

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How do you gag an Italian?

What do you call an Italian with no arms? A speech impediment.

See! What have the Romans ever done for us?!!

It’s nice to know that guy is comfortable enough to ask her to finger his ass.

As a big homo - and an expert at the lost art of cruising - I’ve used cards like this. In quiet theaters, booths, and parks - often talking is discouraged. Lingering too long after getting off is too. So a lot of us would have cards made.

You should watch the Discovery Channel mockumentary Alien Planet, and especially read the book it’s (loosely) adapted on, Expedition by Wayne Barlowe. The entire book is about a fictional version of the author describing a year spent alone meticulously recording and illustrating his observations of an alien planet’s…

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I’ve got a plan B if Hollywood/RIAA/MPAA tries to “force” anything.

what is a “yout?”

Note re: Kevin Anderson’s Jedi Academy trilogy.

Looks like the engine’s shot.

I loved that movie. I mean the giant ants are implausible and silly, but it had a bad ass female entomologist who only screamed once before grabbing a flamethrower, going down into the sewers of LA, being right about stuff, ordering men around like it ain’t no thang and kicking formian ass!