You should go for this stylin’ pair next time.

She got peed on by a third string NBA player and her own fucking mother pimped her to Vivid (I think) or another porn shop to make her and the rest of the family famous.

or you take a Sawzall to it and make it into a proper convertible...

I had this bike in sixth grade:

would you rather just take it out and just drive the tires off it?

Damn son. What kind of emergency necessitates an electrical appliance in a bathtub?!

Won't do anything without a penny in place of the fuse.

Torch, you need to add this one. Insanity and awesomness in one video. Home made EL wire!

Here’s what happens when you’re holding those tools (actually, an wire in this case), and the electricity source is a car battery:

And this, kids, is why you don’t bring toasters near the bathtub.

This is what you do when you have a Craftsmen warranty.

Land that thing on a Carrier... it will be able to land backwards. In fact, there is a Russian plane (Antonov An-2) that oficially doesn’t stall and can have a fully controlled flight at 30mph. Any headwind above 30mph will allow it to fly backwards.

At many airshows they do a STOL competition with planes like these. Pretty fun to watch.

You didn’t stall at all in deploying that joke.

Mad props.

Tavarish did.

The top two are drag racers in Oz and the bottom one is a U.K. drag racer. I think it is a 9.6 quarter mile or something.

Oh man. Don’t you hate when you turn up somewhere and someone else is wearing a similar outfit?

That one might not be real, but this is: