I love what Cadillac has become.

They’ve shown that it really is possible to shed the image of an old folks’ land yacht cruiser, and become a manufacturer for the young, stylish, and successful car buyer; and even perhaps the young, stylish, successful, speed hungry track junky car buyer.

(Buick, I’m looking at you.…

LS swap and let it eat. #murica

Had the privilege of driving one about 5 years ago. White with white leather. I was expecting to be underwhelmed, but it was the best. One of the coolest things I’ve ever driven. So much damn fun it should be illegal.

When the engine bay of the Lambo inevitably bursts into flames, it blows the rear bonnet straight up, creating an air brake system that slows it down drastically. It’s essentially a built-in parachute.

San Antonio: VIA Bus(local bus company name) from Alamodome Christmas 2005(?) New Orleans Saints v Detroit(?). When Saints were temporary the San Antonio Saints because Tom Benson is a resident. You park off site and VIA takes you to the Dome.

Full bus after game, girl sitting on top of guy at almost back of bus.…

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

When I lived in NYC, around early 2004, I was taking the L train back from Lorimer to the East Village. On the same train car, no exaggeration: Homeless man walks into center of the L train, drops his pants and takes a shit on the subway car floor. No one even batted an eyelash.

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

Why not? I love books. If they want to protest that way, it's cool. They're not being loud or disruptive.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

My own.

Love me some UNREP/CONREP!

This. This is why I have Old Glory Robot Insurance...

It’s Littoraly going 45 knots.....

For teh aerodynamicz.

You shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me.

It looks like Michael J. Fox is flying

Military Boner intensifies