a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Hmmm...

You can sleep in, Torch. I got this.

that’s philadelphia. i was at his first game at shea after that incident. had seats in the 2nd deck in left near that ATL pen. the only thing i saw being thrown at him was the ball he tossed into the stands

/seizes microphone

Recreating this scene showed us just how soft the suspension on my sister’s Nissan Cherry was.

There’s only one co-pilot that matters

Get a referral from someone you know.

Crack Pipe. Who doesn’t replace a slave cylinder? And how do we know it’s not a plastic clutch line that needs replacement? In either case, we’re talking about a clutch with a severely shortened lifespan at best (which is a impending mechanical failure), and at worst indicative of a neglectful owner since that is one…

Yep, it’s a Michigan car.

Get somebody who works for somebody you know. My sister referred her cleaners to me.

Be firm? If he’s doing something right (cleaning) the wrong way (trying to do the windows with a brillo pad) take away the offending materials and replace them with the right ones, show him how to use them, watch him use them and correct any mistakes he’s making, praise him for completing the job successfully.

Does anyone have suggestions on how to help someone learn to clean? Mr. Minkoff legitimately does not understand how to do it. Like, at all. He will eschew the mop and use a handbruch meant for the shower to do the kitchen floor, uses the wrong products for the wrong jobs, etc. — and then gets frustrated when his…

I think “stop reading articles about cleaning tips & do the bloody house work” needs to be number 1 with a bullet on my list. I’m forever seeking out new, interesting tips on how to reinvent the cleaning wheel & putting off doing the actual cleaning.

$65 every two weeks and they move through the place like a tornado. Two thumbs up.

11. Adderall

I can’t stress enough how wonderful it is to hire house cleaners.

Get high, put on some good music and go to town.

Congratulations, Mr. jonnybimmer, on today’s COTD! I have for you a garbage can Cadillac Allante which this lovely lady will deliver when she’s through partying.

I mean, it’s got Tommy Lee Jones. That’s something!