One too many zeros.

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“I’m an E-3 in San Diego who’s too much of a wuss to go for that 0% down Hayabusa as my first bike...”

They finally opened one in Farmville VA.  Damn, it was the shit.

this thread...

I’m going as a congressman

Can’t tell what’s skinnier, 2nd dude’s mustache or the tires.

well played

Legends is my guilty pleasure.

Perhaps the seller meant 7500 Ugandan Shillings, not US greenbacks.

I’d watch a show about a monkey molesting random objects

Talk about code brown induced military strength active aero

this is the only correct answer.

all dressed up and no one to blow?

Sketch artist’s best guess:

The first new car I ever had, 1995 Maxima. Torque steer was manageable, but still present.  Little pupper could get up and go back in the day

Back in high school, the tampon machine in the girls bathroom beat him up and stole his lunch money

Grand Marquis is a much nicer ride without looking like a wannabe leo.