Due to the unsafe drinking water, passengers on the Mayflower drank beer as a main hydration source - each person was rationed a gallon per day.

Not a bar exactly, but back in the 80's KU used to have 100+ keggers in a parking lot with some bands on stage.

You never forget your first.

Dragon dildos

puddy tat?

David Tracey is going to push one to Moab next year.

bet he felt like a dilldo

read the first book if you’re into screaming yourself to sleep

welp, that’s enough internet for me today

I only want to know one thing...

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Ozzie is one of the greatest athletes to step on the green, humble disciplined and all around good guy.

this

Maine coon cats are amazballs fetchers

just gonna drop this here.  I’ll see myself out

the chain and padlocks are more valuable than the car.

Two words:  Bitchin Camaro

So how does this work?  They deposit into your bank account, or simply give you the money out of the cash drawer?

with utter respect.

goldarmit, I wasted all this time memorizing croaking frogs of Aristophanes.