maybe the hobo that lives in it is secretly wealthy?

that’s a Country/Western song title if I’ve ever heard one.

nothing parties like a loaner.

fresh snow + large parking lot + time to make the donuts + forgetting about concrete parking barriers = 17 year old dingus - front suspension

&*%#!

seems legit

how did they make even the tire tread ugly?

I hate my neighbors and I have some fuck you money saved up.

wont even leave the Hertz parking lot, burnouts, donuts, speedbumps to the tune of “kickstart my heart”

now I know how my mom feels about my wanting a bike

between this and model T pig races, best weekend ever.

coming back from the shelter, my new (used) cat took a squirt that got through the air holes and hit the mouse fabric.

the heart wants what it wants.

comic sans or Gilligan’s Island font if you please

personally, I rely on the benefits of red shift for those headlights behind me.

Rain-X

Fill ‘em with nitrous.  I’ll take 27.

Fill ‘em with nitrous.  I’ll take 27.

Smokey sez:

amazed by Altima