right over the plate

maybe the hobo that lives in it is secretly wealthy?

the ambulance. rennet gonna come? I’ve made it Abondancely clear I’m Stilton feeling poorly. Maybe they Compte find my cottage through all this heavy Humbolt Fog.

another Brie Larson fan?  you munster, she’ll kill this Saga single handedly

that’s a Country/Western song title if I’ve ever heard one.

nothing parties like a loaner.

fresh snow + large parking lot + time to make the donuts + forgetting about concrete parking barriers = 17 year old dingus - front suspension

&*%#!

seems legit

how did they make even the tire tread ugly?

I hate my neighbors and I have some fuck you money saved up.

this is so metal

wont even leave the Hertz parking lot, burnouts, donuts, speedbumps to the tune of “kickstart my heart”

now I know how my mom feels about my wanting a bike

between this and model T pig races, best weekend ever.

coming back from the shelter, my new (used) cat took a squirt that got through the air holes and hit the mouse fabric.

the heart wants what it wants.

comic sans or Gilligan’s Island font if you please

personally, I rely on the benefits of red shift for those headlights behind me.